[Time] The U.S. Geological Survey took a break from giving serious updates about Hawaii's Kilauea volcanic eruption to confirm that no, you should not roast marshmallows over the scorching hot volcanic vents.The USGS responded to one twitter user who asked, "Is it safe to roast marshmallows over volcanic vents? Assuming you had a long enough stick, that is? Or would the resulting marshmallows be poisonous?"
"Erm," the USGS replied. "We're going to have to say no, that's not safe. (Please don't try!)"
Big government ruins all the fun....
| Haven’t people died recently while taking selfies too close to flowing lava? |