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-Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
It'd The Alpaca Lips I mean the Apocalypse
2018-02-20
[DallasNews] If you're still looking for your lost shaker of salt, better pick up the pace ‐ you might not need it much longer. We're facing a global tequila shortage.
Heavens to Murgatroid!!
It's not just a rumor. As a trained journalist with a keen consumer interest in the aforementioned commodity, I did some poking around. The stories, alas, are lamentably accurate.
Jimmy Buffett, Margaritaville, and Parrotheads hardest hit.
Tequila is drying up because the slow-growing succulent used to make it, agave tequilana ‐ the renowned blue agave cultivated in the Mexican state of Jalisco ‐ is in short supply.
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