[ENGLISH.ALARABIYA.NET] A teenager who sexually assaulted and killed a chicken was arrested by the Police in Hafizabad, Punjab in Pakistan.
Five words: Ew. Ew. Yuck. Yuck. Yuck.
The 14-year-old allegedly assaulted a hen on November 11 in his village near Jalalpur Bhattian area, reported Tribune.
"She's a good-lookin' chick!"
According to a report filled by the owner of the bird, the boy stole, sexually assaulted and killed it on the spot. The man named two locals as eyewitnesses in his complaint.
"I seen it!" he cackled.
The teen was arrested after a medical examination of the chicken confirmed the assault and that the boy confessed to the crime.
"If the egg can get out, I can get in!"
The police report sited ‘unnatural offence.’
"So why'd you kill her?"
"I couldn't bear the thought of her being with another man!"
| Sharia law requires killing the violated animal after the violation. The meat may not be sold in the same village, but the next village over is fine. |
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