Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *deep breath* ahahahahhahahahhHillary Clinton was so confident she'd become the first female president of the United States that she only drafted a victory speech for Election Day and said after the stunning loss to Donald Trump she's "done with being a candidate."
"I am done with being a candidate," Clinton told CBS' "Sunday Morning." "But I am not done with politics because I literally believe that our country's future is at stake."
"I had not drafted a concession speech. I'd been working on a victory speech," Clinton said.
She retreated and hoped this nightmare scenario would pass: "I just kind of went in the bedroom had three 8 oz glasses of vodka, laid down on the bed, just thought, ‘Okay. I just have to wait this out.' But then, midnight, I decided, ‘well​ ​- you know, looks like it's not going to work.'"