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| Release of Melania Official Portrait Triggers Global Warming |
| 2017-04-14 |
| The East Wishbone Center for Climate Research and Kickback Receipt labelled the unveiling of Mrs. Trump's official portrait as "an unprecedented act of climate aggression", likely to raise the temperature of the planet by 5 degrees centigrade. "Our models accurately account for carbon dioxide, except when they don't, but not an event like this. We all require a large grant to, uh. study this development in great detail." |
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