[INDEPENDENT.CO.UK] Following in the footsteps of Lady Gaga, Lana Del Rey is attempting to use witchcraft to remove Donald Trump...New York real estate developer, described by Dems as illiterate, racist, misogynistic, and whatever other unpleasant descriptions they can think of, elected by the rest of us as 45th President of the United States...
from Presidency.
You gotta utter the Words of Power just right, y'see?
"At the stroke of midnight," the famed singer Tweeted. "Feb 24, March 26, April 24, May 23... Ingredients can be found online."
That's when they're gonna let fly with the phlogiston...
Observers noted these dates line-up with the 'waning crescent moon ritual dates,' dates that recently made headlines as members of the occult claimed they would perform ceremonies to rid the world of Donald Trump each time the event occurs.
Pelted with Philosophers' Stones, Trump will be turned to a solid golden statue of himself. Then he can be melted down and the money used for social programs or to fund Green Power projects..