[NYPOST] Charles Manson is on his death bed, according to a newly published report.I do hope it's very painful.
"He’s not good. His health is failing," TMZ quoted a source familiar with the infamous cult leader’s health crisis.
I think most people are delighted that his death is lingering.
Last week, Manson, 82, was taken out of Corcoran State Prison in Caliphornia, an impregnable bastion of the Democratic Party,’s Central Valley and rushed to a hospital in Bakersfield about 60 miles away for emergency surgery to stop his intestines from bleeding, sources told The Post.
"Hurry! Hurry! We gotta get him there before he bleeds out!"
"Why?"
| Which comes first in such situations -- cellulitis or sepsis? |
"I ain't touchin' him. Take him back where you got him."
Manson was then shuttled back to the prison, where he’s currently being held, sources said.
"Hey! Who're you guys?"
"I'm Heydrich. That's my boss, Himmler. Hitler's down the hall a ways. You'll meet him soon."
The Post on Wednesday exclusively reported that Manson was first taken to the hospital for treatment months ago, indicating that he has been battling illness for some time.
"Pretty warm in here, ain't it?"
"Oh, this is the cool time of the eon. It'll soon heat up."
"Who're you?"
"Beelzebub."
"Nice horns!"