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India-Pakistan
Sensational expose: Security leaks confirm 98.7% Pakistanis are foreign agents
2016-10-28
NADEEM F. PARACHA
Islamabad: Dawn, the much preferred media group to receive sensitive leaks, has become privy to yet another sensational leak.

The leak has come in the shape of a hefty document prepared from sources which include various local and foreign intelligence agencies.

The document/report claims that 98.7% Paks are agents of one foreign intelligence agency or the other.

According to the report, about 40.2% Paks are Indian agents; 33.3% are American agents; 11% are British agents; 6.2% are Iranian agents; 3.1% are Afghan agents; 3% are dual Indian and American agents; 1.1% are Guatemalan agents;
Oh dear. One doesn't quite know what to do with that bit of information.
and at least one Pak is a Ugandan agent.
Maybe it's because I'm using a several generations old iPhone, but I ran those numbers twice, both times getting 97.9% plus that one Ugandan agent. Then again, Mr. Wife, who is not so handicapped, got the same sum.
Our investigation confirms that the report was leaked by the Ugandan agent after his monthly stipend was halted by the Ugandan government due to his failure to recruit Paks other than himself.

We are still trying to determine what Uganda’s intelligence agency wanted from him.

But our initial inquiry suggests that it had something to do with mangoes.
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