[VANITYFAIR] After some banter over the thermostat and the traditional One Weird Fact about Clinton ("The weirdest thing about me is that I don't sweat"), BuzzFeed foolishly suggested that Clinton was a robot.
BuzzFeed, you fools! You don't go around provoking dangerous artificial intelligence!
HILLARY CLINTON: You guys are the first to realize that I'm really not even a human being. I was constructed in a garage in Palo Alto a very long time ago. People think that, you know, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs, they created it. Oh no. I mean, a man whose name shall remain nameless created me in his garage.
ANOTHER ROUND: Are there more of you?
HILLARY CLINTON: I thought he threw away the plans, at least that's what he told me when he programmed me -- that there would be no more. I've seen more people that kind of don't sweat, and other things, that make me think maybe they are part of the new race that he created: the robot race.
ANOTHER ROUND: So there's a cyborg army is what you're saying. |