[WASHINGTONPOST] Having led his country's war for independence, Zim-bob-wean President Bob MuggsyMugabe
Nonagenarian President-for-Life of Zim-bob-we who turned the former Breadbasket of Africa into the African Basket Case...
is used to speaking about the evils of imperialism. On Monday, addressing the nation, he found what he deemed a contemporary example: the killing of Cecil the lion.
"There are vandals who come from all over," he said in his annual Heroes Day speech. "Be warned, some are here to regularly and illegally acquire these resources."