Tawdry alert!
According to charging documents, Barvetta Singletary sent her boyfriend a text on Friday, asking him to come to her Upper Marlboro home for sex.
Hey BF! Wanta piece o' me? Hurry! Supply is limited!
After they had sex, Singletary confronted her boyfriend about the other woman he was dating.
Mmmmm Bebby! I feel so relaxed...
So now that you're so relaxed, who is Lakeisha?
Investigators say Singletary asked her boyfriend to step outside,
Oh, yeah? Step outside! I dare yez!
and they both went to his car.
"I'm goin' to my car!"
"Well, so am I!"
Once inside the car, Singletary asked to see her boyfriend's cellphones,
"Lemme see dem phones!"
"No way! They got emails from Hillary on 'em! They're classified!"
police said. When he refused,
"Over my dead body you will!"
Singletary reached into his bag and retrieved two cellphones and the victim's .40-caliber Glock 23 service weapon, charging documents state.
"Good idea, Marv!"
Singletary ran back into her home,
"I gotcher gu-uhn! I gotcher gu-uhn!"
and the victim followed, pleading with her to return his weapon.
"Ah, come on, Barvetta! Gimme my gun back!"