[Telegraph] Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (Isil) has opened a five-star hotel boasting excellent TripAdvisor reviews for its commanders in jinn-infested Mosul.
Folks staying there already?
According to reports in Arabic language media, the jihadist group has reopened the Ninawa Hotel in Iraq's second-largest city.
| How's the service? They won't keep their rating on fine surroundings alone -- it's service that makes all the difference. At at the top rating the staff are proud participants... not cowed kaffir slaves. Not that barbarians can be expected to tell the difference. |
The 262-room hotel is thought to be the first accommodation of its type in the self-proclaimed caliphate.
Come for the nice sheets and continental breakfast, stay for the beheadings. |