[IraqiNews.com) On Wednesday, a local source in the Diyala province revealed , that chaos spread through the most important stronghold of the ISIS organization northeast of Baquba, because of a stray donkey that approached the defensive barrier of the ISIS murderous Moslems.
The source said in an interview for IraqiNews.com, ?A stray donkey approached one ISIS defensive barriers in the surroundings of Hanbas village, northern Muqdadiya district (35 km north east of Baquba) late last night, which pushed the gunnies ISIS to open fire and sweep the agricultural orchards surrounding the place, while loudspeakers called the snuffies to be ready to confront what they described as a ?surprise attack??, ?pointing out that ?Chaos spread through the organization.?
The source, who asked not to be named, said, ?The shooting lasted for about half an hour,? explaining that, ?Militants of ISIS found the stray donkey after sweeping the agricultural orchards near the defensive lines; its body was torn with dozens of bullets.?
| Definitely an American spy donkey, like the American spy squirrels that have so plagued Iran -- 'cause it couldn't possibly be that those brave, brave Lions of Islam are getting jumpy. |
| Might have been one of those Google street donkeys out doing the 3-D mapping... |
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