A customer at a Leicester branch of KFC has said he was “shocked” when he was refused a hand-wipe as it might offend other restaurant-goers."Wipe your hands? Ewwww! Icky. No."
Graham Noakes, 41, said he was astonished when staff at the fast food chain's outlet in St George's retail park refused to give him a hand-wipe because it was against its Halal policy.
"Shuddup. Halal is good for you, infidel!"
Staff said this was because the wipes are soaked in an alcohol-infused liquid. Alcohol is forbidden in the Muslim Holy book, the Quran.
So's thought.
The Leicester-based Federation of Muslim Organisations has called the decision “bizarre”.
Yeah, that's kinda another word for "stupid."
Graham said: “They told me it might offend other customers. I explained that it wouldn't affect me. In fact - I told them I like alcohol, so it wouldn't bother me in the slightest.
Shoulda promised not to eat the Wet Wipe.
“When they wouldn't give me one, I was disgusted. I will never be going to KFC again.”