Portly despot The tubby North Korean dictator has become hooked on Emmental and has gorged on so much that he has ballooned in size and is now walking with a limp.
The 31-year-old fell in love with the holey treat when he was a student in Switzerland.
He now imports it for his own consumption, while millions of his citizens starve.
| All that cheese? The poor man must be dreadfully constipated, which would account for some of the ballooning and the funny walk -- he must be dreadfully uncomfortable. |
| We can fix that... |