Police in northeastern Ohio say an 82-year-old man was cited for flying a kite while he was naked.
Officers say they received calls earlier this week about a bald man without any clothes who was flying a kite at the Summit County Fairgrounds. Police say the man initially denied being naked, but he had to search through a pair of pants on the passenger seat when he was asked for identification.
"Ah, but I am wearing clothes! Brand new ones! Of course the common herd can't see them..."
The Akron Beacon Journal reports the Cuyahoga Falls man was cited for disorderly conduct Wednesday and told not to return to fairgrounds. But police say the man went back to the fairgrounds fully clothed the next day. He told officers he was looking for kite-flying spots for his friends. He was given another citation for criminal trespassing. |