[AnNahar] Militants stormed the Turkish consulate in the northern Iraqi city of djinn-infested Mosul... the home of a particularly ferocious and hairy djinn...
on Wednesday and kidnapped 48 people including the head of the diplomatic mission, a Turkish government official said.
"48 Turks including the consul, staff members, guards and three children were kidnapped," the official told Agence La Belle France Presse, speaking on condition of anonymity