[POSTCRESCENT] Two dancers on stage at an exotic dance club in Juneau got into a physical fight over $1, according to a Dodge County Sheriff's Department report.Can you still call it "exotic dancing"? It's pretty common now, isn't it?
Officers were called to Silk Exotic around 9:30 p.m. Thursday to break up the fight.
"Hello? Izzis 911? Shay, lissen! We gotta exotic catfight goin' on here..."
"Calling all cars...Calling all cars! Stripper catfight at the Silk Exotic."
"We'll take it chief!"
"No! We will!"
"No! That's in our area!"
"No! That's us!"
A customer was trying to give a dollar to one of the dancers, but the other dancer took it, according to the report.
"Outta m'way, Shirley! That's my buck!"
"Back off, Blanche!"
"I'll cut ya, bitch! I'll cut ya!"
Both women fell to the floor, pulled each other's hair and punched and slapped each other. Other dancers and customers separated the women.
"Harry! They're at it again! Get the jello! Quick!"
"Shouldn't we break this up?.......It was just a thought."
One of the dancers involved in the fight is pregnant.
Boy, howdy! That's what I wanna see: a nekkid 11-month pregnant pole dancer with a grudge.
Both women were cited for disorderly conduct.
One of 'em was cited for disorderly pregnant conduct.
Dodge County Sheriff Todd Nehls said calls to the club are rare.
"Nope. No more'n once, maybe twice a week..."
"We usually have men in the vicinity. Usually at the bar..."
"I was surprised by this as we seldom receive calls for service from this business -- this is a rare exception," he said.
"Yeah. I wuz really surprised. Usually they're so ladylike. But y'gotta admit, it wuz a pretty good show for a buck!"