| It was the sausage that was frozen, not the sausage-wielding thief, if that means anything... |
"Wudn't me."
to attacking a bicyclist with sausage links and a wrench before making off with jewelry and the bike.
| See, da jools and da bike, dey came right at me. Dey even followed me down da alley. Wotsa guy supposed ta do? |
| The wrench or the sausage links? |
| This is Massachusetts. Do you know how much fat and salt are in those sausages? The guy's lucky if they don't double the jail time on that basis alone. |
The bicyclist tells police the assailant swung the string of sausage links at him before hitting him with the wrench.
Police say Baker was caught a short time later with the bike and a wrench. Police later found that sausages and other food had been stolen from a food stand at the Brockton Fairgrounds.