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| -Lurid Crime Tales- |
| Burning Man |
| 2012-04-30 |
| A portable meth lab exploded in an Oklahoma man's pants Friday during a scuffle with a state trooper. Talk about Hot Pursuit! David Williams ran from a police officer who noticed a chemical smell as he was issuing a speeding ticket to the driver of the SUV that Williams was a passenger in, KOTV reported. "It's just a new cologne, Officer" The officer caught up with Williams and in the ensuing struggle, an "active meth lab" he had been hiding in his pants burst, Oklahoma Highway Patrol trooper Shiloh Hall told the station. Exploding pants. Now where have I heard that before? Police closed 221st Street in Okmulgee County, about 90 miles east of Oklahoma City, to clean up the scene. Hazardus chemical release. Gotta get the HAZMAT team. That stuff is dangerous. Bugwits. Sounds like the "shake-n-bake" recipe I've been hearing so much about during the news hour on LameStreamMedia-TV. All you need is pseudoephed, a plastic one-liter soda bottle and a couple of other things. Thanks to local newscasters everywhere for spreading awareness of this cheap and easy process! Of course, there is always the potential of uncontrolled explosions when doing the "shake" but so what? Although meth was dripping down Williams' leg, he was uninjured. He was arrested on a complaint of manufacturing a controlled and dangerous substance. Are they certain he didn't piss his pants? Gotta put out the fire, dontcha know. |
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