An intoxicated sailor who walked into the wrong apartment in Bremerton, urinated on the floor and then climbed into bed with an 80-year-old woman probably won't face criminal charges, according to the Kitsap County Sheriff's Office.The 21-year-old, identified as Dalton C. Pierson, was drinking and playing video games at a friend's apartment in 7600 block of Vineyards Lane Northeast early Sunday when he left and mistakenly walked into a neighbor's home, according to the Sheriff's Office.
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Evelyn Whitney said she had been fast asleep when the stranger climbed into bed with her. She screamed and asked him what he was doing, according to the sheriff's report. Pierson answered, "passing out."
Gotta give our hero a speck of credit for having THAT much presence of mind. Guess it was dark enough that he couldn't see his bedmate, though...
Scott Wilson, a spokesman for the Sheriff's Office, said the sailor was released to his friends. Pierson is stationed at Naval Base Kitsap -- Bangor. The incident report has been forwarded to the Kitsap County Prosecutor's Office, but Wilson said it's unlikely Pierson would face criminal charges.
The apartment that Pierson had been visiting and Whitney's apartment look alike and Whitney's door was unlocked, he said. The young man's actions were "drunken stupidity," but they don't appear to meet the elements of a crime, Wilson said.
Between increased strictness on alcohol/drug related shenanigans and the upcoming wave of RIFs, our hero has enough to worry about from Sam's Canoe Club. Even in the Navy, it's rare to LITERALLY p!$$ away one's career.