Russell Brand is divorcing Katy Perry after 14 months of what appeared to be a storybook marriage.Since I don't know who either is I'm just absolutely not devastated.
They lasted twelve months longer than Kim Kardashian and whats-his-name...
"Sadly, Katy and I are ending our marriage," Brand said in a statement released to The News Agency that Dare Not be Named on Friday. "I'll always adore her and I know we'll remain friends."
Well, I'll tell you, if I'da sent them a toaster I'd want it back.
Brand, 36, offered no other details, but in papers filed Friday in Los Angeles Superior Court, the British comedian cited irreconcilable differences.
"We're still on speakin' and kissin' terms. Every time I speak to her she tells me to kiss her ass."
He and the 27-year-old pop singer were married in October 2010 at a resort inside a tiger reserve in India, and their mutual affection had become a rather sweet feature of the Hollywood celebrity circuit.
Worked out well, didn't it? My wife and I leave each other most of the time and we're not sick of each other yet.