HOQUIAM, Wash. -- Guy bursts into an apartment carrying a dead weasel. "Why are you carrying a weasel?" asks the occupant.
"It's not a weasel! It's a marten!" the guy sez.
Then he punches him.
The attacker was apparently looking for his girlfriend and had gone to her former boyfriend's apartment Monday where the victim was a guest. Police later found the 33-year-old Hoquiam man arguing with his girlfriend at another location and arrested him after a fight. He said he had found the marten dead near Hoquiam, but police don't know why he carried it with him.