[Ma'an] A Paleostinian turban was maimed Monday morning when an improvised explosive detonated in the Al-Bureij camp in the central Gazoo Strip. "Dammit! I told you the red wire was positive!... Or is it the green wire? I forget..."
The explosive was said by medics to have detonated as it was being prepared.
Oh, don'tcha just hate it when that happens?
Medics in Gazoo said a 21-year-old man arrived at the Al-Aqsa Martyrs Hospital in Deir Al-Balah with his hand blown off by a blast. He was then transferred to the Ash-Shifa Hospital in Gazoo City for surgery.
"My hands! I've lost my hands!"
"Don't worry, Mahmoud! One's over there, and that's part of one over there, and another part over there, and here's a thumb..."