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| 2011-03-14 |
A dedicated Teamsters Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the legal brothels in Nevada . When he got to the first one, he asked the Madame, “Is this a union house?” “No,” she replied, “I’m sorry, but it isn’t.” “Well, if I pay you $100, what do the girls get?” “The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,” she answered. Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madame responded, “Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules.” The man asked, “And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?” “The girls get $80 and the house gets $20,” she replied. “That’s more like it!” the union man said. He handed the Madame $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde. “I’d like her,” he said. “I’m sure you would, sir,” said the Madam, “but…” She gestured to a 72-year old woman in the corner. “…Ethel here has 50 years seniority, and according to union rules, she’s next.” |
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