Awwwwwww, Lindsay...I'm sooooo disappointed in you.As rumored over the weekend, the Los Angeles District Attorney office confirmed today that Lindsay Lohan would be charged with one count of felony grand theft Wednesday. The charge stems from reports that the troubled actress had allegedly stolen a necklace worth $2,500 from a store in Venice, Calif., on Jan. 22.
Oh, like...I can't do that?
She will be arraigned at 1:30 p.m. PT on Feb. 9.
At which time the skies over LA will look like Apocalypse Now...
Lohan is still on probation from her 2007 misdemeanor DUI. The actress served three months in jail last year after violating her parole; after her release, she was spared more prison time after testing positive for drugs. At the time, Judge Elden S. Fox told her she could be sent back for sixth months if she didnÂ’t stay out of trouble.
I mean it. I'm really serious this time. I really am.
Oh, like...okay, Judge Ito. Can I go now? I'm late for my AA meeting at Johnny Depp's Viper Room.
Over the weekend, LohanÂ’s lawyer denied the theft allegations in a statement, but has not immediately responded to EWÂ’s request for comment regarding the charge.
Sorry. He said he'd be drinking early today. But I'll give you his voicemail.