[Bangla Daily Star] An alleged mugger | Alleged? Dear me, how the standard text has changed. |
Rab personnel also recovered a pistol and five bullets from the spot.
| Nor yet "rounds of bullet". One hopes this is merely a regional variation that will not spread. |
A Rab-4 official said a Rab patrol team in Bishmile area on Dhaka-Aricha highway intervened in the middle of a mugging incident hearing the cry for help while a gang of muggers was looting a rickshaw passenger around 1:20am.
So what's it gonna be tonight, sarge?
Ummmmmmm...let's go with "rickshaw mugging".
Should I "cry for help"?
Sure, why not...
Sensing danger, the criminals opened fire on the elite force, which forced the Rab-4 personnel to retaliate, triggering a 'shootout', the official said.
Danger Sensing: Malfunction...Malfunction...Malfunction...
At one stage, the muggers, except one who was bullet hit, managed to flee the scene,
... as though they had never been...
he added.
Damn! They're like the wind, sarge!
They always are, Mahmoud...
Later, the Rab personnel caught the alleged one with the above-mentioned pistol with bullets.
Well, it looks like the alleged one has taken his last rickshaw ride...
He was rushed to a nearby health complex where on duty doctors declared him dead, said the official.
Pick up or delivery, sargeant?
Very funny, doc.