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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Police: SUV crashes during sex
2010-07-15
Wow, Is there anything SUV's can't do?
Police say a 23-year-old city woman reported she was carjacked at gunpoint in Camden County, breaking her arm after she was thrown from her vehicle.
It was terrifying, I tells ya!
But Sara C. Blasse's story was as fake as it was harrowing, authorities said. Blasse made it up after the SUV crashed while Blasse was performing a sex act on the man who was driving it, police said.
And I thought texting was dangerous...
Officers later found the vehicle abandoned in Chesilhurst, smoldering and crashed into a tree,
The earth moved. Then hit a tree and caught on fire...
Vineland police initially responded to South Jersey Healthcare Regional Medical Center, where Blasse was being treated for a broken arm -- an injury she said she received during an armed carjacking. During an interview at the hospital, Blasse told investigating officer Jeffrey Travaline she was driving home from a friend's house and got lost in Chesilhurst around 6 a.m. that day. She reported she asked a man for directions, but he pulled out a gun, threw her out of the vehicle and drove away, police said.
Ah, she needed directions from her friends house to her own house? Sounds pretty fishy, Muldoon...
Blasse said she broke her arm and hurt her head in the fall, according to police.
Ah. Hurt her head did she?
During the interview at the hospital, police received a report that a 2003 Kia Sorento registered to Blasse's father had been involved in a crash and was found abandoned and smoldering in Chesilhurst. The vehicle had been set on fire intentionally, police said.
Ummmmmm...hi. Dad? Yeah. This is kinda hard to explain...
Travaline then asked Blasse to come to police headquarters because of inconsistencies in her story. In his report, he noted it was odd that Blasse said she walked aimlessly around after the carjacking, rather than banging on someone's door for help. He also noted it was strange she first called a friend, who lived 30 to 40 minutes away, before notifying police.
Heather, you're not gonna believe this...
After further questioning, Blasse admitted she was a passenger in the vehicle at the time of the crash and that no carjacking had occurred, police said. Blasse said she had picked up an unknown man for sex and was performing oral sex when the crash happened, according to police.
All right! All right!! I did it!!! And I'm glad I did it, I tells ya!
She refused to identify the driver, police said.
Bet he'll be telling this story for the rest of his life. "I'm tellin ya, guys! It really happened!!"
"Yeeeah, sure it did..."

Blasse was processed on a summons for filing false reports and released to the Chesilhurst Police Department for additional charges.
Wonder what those would be?
The Vineland police report noted another vehicle was stolen Saturday in the area where Blasse's SUV crashed. The stolen vehicle was later found on fire in Buena Vista. Police said they believe Blasse also might have been involved in that incident.
She sounds like a fun date..
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