A BROODY Victoria Beckham is leaving her injured husband "exhausted" by demanding sex five times a day, The Sun newspaper in the UK reports. .
Posh, who longs for a daughter, has set up a baby chart showing the best times to conceive.
| Mrs. Beckham needs to do a bit more research. Men have the most sperm per ejaculation when they copulate once every two days. She's put the poor man into the position of shooting blanks, not to mention he must be rubbed raw by now. |
The 35-year-old former Posh Spice and Queen WAG kicked off the plan during the family's Easter break in the Caribbean that left injured English soccer idol Becks flat on his back. Golden Balls, 34, has told friends he is struggling to keep up with his rampant missus as he limps around with strapping on his Achilles tendon.
He is now recovering in Los Angeles while Victoria is on a business trip in London. And he is bracing himself for their reunion on Monday when the relentless regime starts again.
The couple have three sons - Brooklyn, aged 11; Romeo, 7; and Cruz 5.
"David's knackered and was relieved to get a break," a source told The Sun. "He's not complaining. But with all the strapping on his foot just getting about is hard enough, let alone bedroom gymnastics five times a day.
"Vic is desperate to get pregnant and has a timetable for sex."
"From what David's said it basically means he must produce the goods whenever it's possible and be on continuous standby." |