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| Passage of Radical Health Care Bill Hinges on Drunk Gay Sex Joke and Nude Shower Encounter |
| 2010-03-09 |
"Op-Toons Review"
Washington, D.C.--President Obama assured the American people that it was "no big deal" that passage of a radical and deeply unpopular health care bill that would forever limit patients' medical options could result from an ethics charge involving a drunk comment at a wedding reception brought against a Democrat of ambiguous sexual orientation who verbally sparred with the White House Chief of Staff -- whom he called "son of the devil's spawn" -- when they were both nude in the Congressional gym.
A calm and relaxed Obama told gathered reporters "It's all part of the normal legislative process," adding that "Some of the most important pieces of legislation ever passed by Congress resulted from alcohol-induced references to gay sex and naked shower roughhousing."... |
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