[Ma'an] A 19-year-old rabbit raiser in Jenin said he was "shocked and terrified" when his newest animal gave birth to what he described as a tiny baby elephant on Sunday.
A very tiny baby elephant. It looked just like a baby rabbit ...
"I was concerned when I saw a black baby elephant next to nine white baby rabbits," Alawna told Ma'an, adding that the creature died only five hours after it was born. He said he was baffled as to how the elephant was produced.
Well, y'see, Alawna, when the Daddy Elephant and the Mommy Rabbit really love each other...
Just show'em the movie...
The mother rabbit, Alawna explained, is a Dutch breed which he bought six months ago from a farmer in the northern West Bank village of Jaba in Jenin district.
| Ah, well that explains it. The Netherlands is rapidly becoming part of the Ummah - Allan must have sent this as a sign. |
Was his name on the baby elephant? There'd be heads exploding if it was.
Muhammad Alawna raises rabbits as a hobby on his small farm north of Jenin, and works construction in Israel during the week.
| Unless it was a nefarious plot by the juice ... |
Yeah, could be Joooo cooties... |