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-Lurid Crime Tales-
He's Pining for the Fiords
2010-02-03
MORRISTOWN, N.J. (AP)
A New Jersey man accused of shooting and killing his African gray parrot with a BB gun because its screeching annoyed him while he was watching a NASCAR race on TV has been indicted on an animal cruelty charge.
He's not dead. He's pining for the fiords.
Dennis Zeglin, 67, of Randolph was indicted Tuesday by a Morris County grand jury. The charge carries a maximum penalty of five years in prison and a $15,000 fine.
He's singing in the invisable choir.
Zeglin allegedly shot the parrot, named "Mikey," three times on June 7. His wife called police when she saw that the bird had been killed.
Shoulda nailed him to the perch. Maybe the wife wouldn't notice.
Zeglin's attorney, Stephen Fletcher, said his client was intoxicated at the time and afterward received treatment for alcoholism. He said Zeglin regrets the incident and hopes to be accepted into a pretrial intervention program.
Guns and alcohol don't mix.
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