Watch out, Sarah Palin - it's Levi Johnston's turn.
They're discussing Levi the Dorque, Master of Self-Parody...
The father of the failed vice-presidential hopeful's grandson acknowledges he's out for revenge and has dirt to spill about Alaska's former first family. "If she's gonna say things about me, I'm gonna leak things about her," he boasted during an interview airing Wednesday on the "CBS Early Show." "That's just how it is.'
"I need my revenge! She din't want me to shack up wid her daughter! And for no reason!"
| "I just get naked. That's what I do." |
Declaring, "now it's my turn," Johnston told the show's co-anchor Maggie Rodriguez that he's been hurt by what Palin has said about him and that he thinks she's been "fake." "I'm just not going to take it anymore," he said.
"Yeah! 'Cuz I be tough! And kewl!"
Johnston's no-nonsense interview comes the same day it was revealed that Palin received a $1.25 million book deal for her autobiography, "Going Rogue." The 19-year-old father of Bristol Palin's infant son Tripp started airing the dirty laundry in the October issue of Vanity Fair. He claimed Palin described her job as "too hard" - and offered to adopt the young couple's child to hide the embarrassing teen pregnancy.
Adopt the baby? Oh, noze! She's prob'ly right, though. I can see where it'd be difficult to be the governor of a large state and have to deal with a dipshit like Levi even occasionally, much less on a day-to-day basis...
And Johnston will be revealing more than dirty secrets for Playgirl magazine, where he plans to do a full-frontal photo spread. He told US magazine, "I just get naked. That's what I do."
Apparently his only talent, if any...
| Alaskans are an interesting bunch. I suspect young Mr. Johnston does not yet realize exactly how interesting. Or how many friends the Palins have there. |
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