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Madoff arrives at NC prison |
2009-07-14 |
Well, what have we heah. A rich nancy boy from the big city. ![]() Federal Bureau of Prisons spokeswoman Linda Thomas said Madoff arrived at the Butner, N.C., facility after leaving federal jail in New York City on Monday. Them clothes got laundry numbers on them. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any man forgets his number spends a night in the box. These here spoons you keep with you. Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box. There's no playing grab-ass or fighting in the building. You got a grudge against another man, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any man playing grab-ass or fighting in the building spends a night in the box. First bell's at five minutes of eight when you will get in your bunk. Last bell is at eight. Any man not in his bunk at eight spends the night in the box. There is no smoking in the prone position in bed. To smoke you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Any man caught smoking in the prone position in bed... spends a night in the box. You get two sheets. Every Saturday, you put the clean sheet on the top... the top sheet on the bottom... and the bottom sheet you turn in to the laundry boy. Any man turns in the wrong sheet spends a night in the box. No one'll sit in the bunks with dirty pants on. Any man with dirty pants on sitting on the bunks spends a night in the box. Any man don't bring back his empty pop bottle spends a night in the box. Any man loud talking spends a night in the box. You got questions, you come to me. I'm Carr, the floor walker. I'm responsible for order in here. Any man don't keep order spends a night in the box. Madoff has a projected release date of November 14, 2139, assuming he gets early release credit for good behavior while in prison. He is listed in Bureau of Prisons records as prisoner number 61727-054. No problem, Bernie. You can do it standing on your head... The 71-year-old Madoff pleaded guilty in March to charges that his investment advisory business was a multibillion-dollar scheme that wiped out thousands of investors and ruined charities. Authorities said Madoff had carried out the fraud for at least two decades before confessing to his sons in December that his investment business was a fraud and that he had lost as much as $50 billion. The Butner Federal Correctional Complex, located about 45 miles northwest of Raleigh, includes two medium-security facilities, a low-security facility and a hospital, according to the Bureau of Prisons Web site. Within the federal prison system, it is perhaps best known for its hospital facility to treat elderly or ill prisoners. Among the well-known criminals being held at Butner are:
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Posted by:tu3031 |
#8 Another famous resident of Butner: Jonathan Pollard, Israeli spy. |
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia 2009-07-14 19:19 |
#7 serving a 150-year sentence I wish him a very long life. |
Posted by: DMFD 2009-07-14 18:21 |
#6 Anguper takes the lead in the 'Understated Snark of the Week' contest ... |
Posted by: Steve White 2009-07-14 16:58 |
#5 150 years seems a little steep just for cutting the heads off of a few parking meters... I gotta go. The neighbor lady is washing her car. |
Posted by: Parabellum 2009-07-14 16:54 |
#4 Lord have mercy, let him out as soon as he makes full restitution. Why be vindictive? |
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418 2009-07-14 16:04 |
#3 I can eat fifty eggs... |
Posted by: Bernie Madoff 2009-07-14 15:39 |
#2 "Hello, Mr. Dover. Nice to meet you. Ben, is it?" |
Posted by: mojo 2009-07-14 15:34 |
#1 How about the SEC guys who were supposed to be looking out for this sort of thing? Any of them going to jail? Naw. Didn't think so. |
Posted by: Ebbang Uluque6305 2009-07-14 15:04 |