North Korean leader Kim Jong-il has pancreatic cancer, South Korean broadcaster YTN said on Monday in an unsourced news flash. Kim's health is one of the most closely guarded secrets in the reclusive communist state.It's not good to speak ill of the dead. I'm not sure why this is so, but I'll keep my lip buttoned when he finally turns titzup, assuming this isn't just another rumor.
I called it yesterday. Pancreatic cancer, huh? He's going to be in a lot of pain before he dies ...
I believe pancreatic cancer will kill you deader than Tut within a year of diagnosis. With the best of medical care you can stretch it to something under 365 pain-filled days.