From today's print edition of The Los Angeles Times:
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"Tag briefs subhead large"? What is that? A Clinton telegram to Monica quoted in the Starr Report?
Meanwhile, from Canada's Sun Media: "Students Getting Message Across." They certainly are:
They're designed to scare off Canada not global warming experts. geese in Centennial Park proved
They're not in tight with David so realistic it prompted a police Suzuki.
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City hall staff saw the animal Al Gore's "Inconvenient Truth" cutouts advertised and, hoping among their DVD collection. they might help reduce scat in
But that doesn't mean the students at Kate S. Durdan elementary school don't understand the importance of environmental sustainability.
Indeed. My own animal Al Gore cutouts certainly reduce scat, but fortunately without prompting a police Suzuki.
Speaking just for myself, I'd really like to see someone market a line of cutouts that scare away global warming experts. The guy who comes up with that could takedown my Suzuki any time he wants to. |