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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Wife pours boiling water on hubby's johnsonal area
2008-10-09
The link's worth a look just for the mugshot. She looks quite happy with herself...
A Bradenton woman told authorities Wednesday that her suspicion that her husband had an affair led her to pour boiling water on his groin, scalding the man.
Was the bitch hot? Cuz now you are!
Maverna T. Turay, 52, admitted to boiling a pot of water just after 1:30 a.m. and pouring it on her husband while he slept, according to Manatee County Sheriff's Office reports. Turay told deputies she had been drinking beer before the incident.
Beer, cheating, scalding water, and Florida. A bad combination
She said she attacked her husband of two years because she believed he had been cheating on her and he hadn't come home the night before, sheriff's reports said.
Honey, don't pay the ransom! I escaped!
Ealy Jones Jr., 51, declined to discuss the incident from a Tampa General Hospital burn unit Wednesday afternoon. He is listed in fair condition there, according to hospital spokeswoman Ellen Fiss."I am doing fine," he said.
My johnson? Not so good. But I suppose she coulda cut it off so I can't complain.
The sheriff's report said the couple went to the home of relatives, in the 7100 block of Sixth Avenue Northwest to watch Maverna's nieces and nephews. Sheriff's deputies responded to the home after Maverna's 16-year-old nephew called 911 when Jones ran screaming out of the house.
Oh, damn. Sounds like Aunt Maverna got into the beer again...
He had second-degree burns from the boiling water, according to sheriff's reports.
...and learned a valuable lesson I'm sure.
Deputies arrested Maverna on a charge of aggravated battery causing great bodily harm. She was being held in the Manatee County jail on $7,500 bond.
She looks like she'd do it again tomorrow...
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