* Is it smart for a mother to abandon her young children and jet around the country with an older, married man? * When field dressing a moose, you bleed it, break the bones, slice it, then gut it. Gov. Palin, how would that experience guide your Social Security policy?
* Joe, when you talk to Barack, does he ever mention me?
* Yes, I've written an inaugurational book titled “The Breakthrough: Politics and Race in the Age of Obama.” But to be fair, I've also written one to be released if Obama loses — “The Breakdown: Politics and Race in the Age of a Cancer-Splotched Crank and a Stupid Moose-Hunting Whore.” Too subtle?
* Should taxes be doubled or tripled? And what about the second year?
* Gov. Palin, please briefly explain how Quantum Chromodynamics give rise to the physics of nuclei and nuclear constituents. And Sen. Biden, in response, what's your favorite color?
* So what salary range is Obama considering for his White House press secretary? Full medical/dental, I assume?
* Time for audience questions. Remember to limit the subjects to Delaware history, Washington cocktail parties and male pattern baldness.
Full disclosure alert: My brother wrote this for his blog, Exurban League (He also did the Palin: Miracle "poster" you may have seen floating in cyberspace. He's making it hard to tell that I am the clever one in the family. LOL)