Here's a few:
Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.Sarah PalinÂ’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List.
Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience.
Sarah Palin can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves!
Sarah Palin begins every day with a moment of silence for the political enemies buried in her yard.
Sarah Palin always beats the point spread.
Sarah Palin once bit the head off a live Osprey snatched from the air as it tried to fly off with a fish she caught.
Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon.
When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.
Sarah PalinÂ’s finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling BidenÂ’s still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite.
Sarah Palin once won a competitive eating contest by devouring three live caribou.
Sarah Palin drives a Zamboni to work.
Here's my contribution to the cause:
* Chuck Norris is afraid of Sarah Palin.
* Sarah Palin didn't watch Northern Exposure--she invented it.
* Sarah Palin invented Baked Alaska--in her Hasbro Easy Bake Oven--when she was five years old.
Add your own in the comments.