Harvard law professor Larry Tribe at NYU's commencement: "Think about it — if your mother and father had watched yesterday's equivalent of The Wire instead of doin' the big nasty getting it on oinking and boinking doin' the horizontal bop making love at just the right moment, you would not exist. So thank mom and dad for humping getting jiggy doing it. Your being here is an implausible, miraculous, serendipitous event."
Please note: Prof. Tribe has been touted as a possible Supreme Court judge by liberal Democrats. |