Department of YJCMTSUIt's been another typical day in the world of Heather Mills. Kicking off with her storming out of a radio interview with London's LBC station, media-shy Heather then turned up at Speaker's Corner, in a gas-guzzling black 4x4 Mercedes, to lecture the assembled crowds on ways of saving the planet.
As part of her extraordinary tirade at Speaker's Corner in Hyde Park, Heather exhorted people to try drinking rat's milk instead of cow milk to help reduce global warming.
The former model said eating meat and dairy was destroying the earth and insisted the milk of rats, cats and dogs would be more eco-friendly.
"Willard! Willard! Where is that boy?"
"He's down in the barn milkin' the rats, Maw."