Gaza's favorite crime family in the news...
Gaza – Ma'an – Ambulance services found the body of 24-year old Tarazan Doghmush in near Gaza Valley in the Nuseirat refugee camp.
Tarzan Doghmush is dead! Alert the media!
| "Ahhhhhhhhh-ah-ahhhhhhh .... [BANG BANG BANG] ah-ah-ah .. rosebud! [rattle]" |
Palestinian medical sources said that Doghmush appeared to have been killed instantly by a single bullet in the head fired at close range.
Look how dey massacred mah boy! Well, shot him in da head. But I always wanted ta say that...
Masked men were reported to have been abducted by masked men before being killed.
Masked men on masked men crime. That sounds...confusing.
"Hey! Grab him!"
"Grab who?"
"The guy in the mask! "
"Not ME you friggin idiot!"
Doghmush's family has been linked to the Army of Islam, the mysterious group that claimed responsibility for kidnapping BBC journalist Alan Johnston, holding him captive for almost 16 weeks.
But they "was good people". Right, Alan? |