 TRENTON, N.J., Aug. 17 (UPI) -- Trenton, N.J., police kept a merchant from losing his shirt to a shoplifter but the suspect wasn't so lucky. The female suspect literally lost her top while trying to avoid being handcuffed Thursday night and fled down the street with her boobies honkers breasts flopping flapping in the wind, the Trenton (N.J.) Times reported Friday.
| ED: Shoulda gone with "bouncing," I think. Maybe "bobbling." "Flapping in the wind" implies there was wind. In Trenton. In August. Right. It could happen, I suppose. |
The 20-year-old woman was nabbed a short distance from the store and forced to lie face down on the pavement until police re-dressed her, officials said. The suspect -- who had an outstanding warrant -- faces fresh charges of shoplifting and resisting arrest. |