TACOMA, Wash. - A man accused of having sex with a goat is scheduled to be arraigned on Friday on a animal cruelty charge. Charging papers say a witness saw 63-year-old Arthur Lawton having sex with a goat May 8th in a barn at Eatonville's Pioneer Farm Museum where he worked.
What was the witness doing in the barn?
Lawton said he was trying to milk the goat.
Ya don't milk a goat with yer doinker, Bub.
Lawton missed a scheduled arraignment on August 3rd but turned himself in last night to Pierce County sheriff's deputies.
Boy-howdy this is gonna put a crimp in a certain "religion's" activities.
He's the second person charged in the county since the Legislature made bestiality a crime in response to the fatal injury to a man having sex with a horse in Enumclaw.
EEEEEWerw!
A man accused of having sex with the family pit bull dog was acquitted in May.
OK, Fido, did the accused touch you in an inappropriate mannor? "Woof". How did he treat you? "Ruff". Did you bend over and "Bark like a Dog"? AROOOOO! |