 | Sigh. It's just not the same..... |
A team of Rapid Action Battalion (Rab) yesterday nabbed 24 people for manufacturing electric fans illegally and seized more than 2000 pieces of fans and huge fan-making materials from a factory in the city.
"Quick, assemble the men. We have to seize fans!"
"Fans of the dread Purbo Bangla communist party, Sir?"
"No, electric fans." |
Acting on secret information, they raided two houses at Mir Hazirbagh area at about 4:15pm and seized the fans and fan-making materials. | "You in the house! Drop your fans and no one will get.....ah, screw it, just get in the truck, ok." |
Rab officials said the arrested people had long been involved in manufacturing and selling fans with the labels of National, Navana and Konka. | No crossfire, no shutter guns, not even a round of bullet |
| Take comfort. See the next Banglarticle. |
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