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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Setting penis on fire nets four-year term
2007-03-01
MONTREAL -- A Montreal woman who used fondue fuel to set her late boyfriend's penis on fire has been sentenced to four years in prison. The Crown says taking into account time already served, Andree Rene, 44, will have to remain incarcerated for another 30 months.
OK, let's get that fence built now before this idea spreads
In April 2001, Rene's boyfriend went to bed following a heated argument.
Prior to one that was even more heated...
1. Never, never go to bed angry.
2. Never close your eyes
As Guillaume Pungo snoozed, Rene doused the man's private parts with fuel and set them aflame.
"Flame on!"
The 52-year-old spent a month in hospital after suffering third-degree burns, before dying last year of unrelated causes.

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