Kathy "Relapsed Catholic" Shaidle, commenting on low-flow shower heads:
Be honest. You hate Nature as much as I do. The bugs, the uncooperative weather, the garish green/brown colour scheme. Sane, intelligent people want to live in a totally artificial, silvertoned world right out of a Thin Man movie, with martinis and glamourous gowns and big cars, not eating tofu in a dimly lit basement decorated in Rasta doohickies, with a bunch of stinking emos.
Join me . . . in doing your part to destroy Nature once and for all. Make a hippie or little brainwashed kid cry today! |