The Iraqi High Court has announced the issuance of a limited edition Saddam Hussein keepsake ornament. Within the next thirty days, the Court will make available this carefully crafted hanging Saddam collector's piece. Only a few will be made, and each one will be accompanied by a Certificate of Authenticity.
The piece will be available in your choice of mustard gas yellow or uranium yellowcake orange.
Preorder now! Quantities will be limited. Be the first on your block to own a hanging Saddam. Think of how your neighbors will be green with envy as he swings in the breeze next to your wind chimes.
You must be 18 or older to order. Please have your credit card ready. No United Nations oil vouchers will be accepted.
To order, call now 1-900-DEADGUY. That's 1-900-332-3489.
Offer void in Syria and Iran. |