Democratic Sen. John Kerry, mulling a second bid for the U.S. presidency, finished dead last in a poll released on Monday on the likability of 20 top American political figures.
"hey, I'm 21st, with a little PR campaign on Terayzaaa's dime, I can move into the top twenty...I will not allow myself to be swiftboated by these idiots!"
Among those placing ahead of Kerry were about a dozen potential 2008 White House rivals, including Democratic Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton of New York and Republican Sen. John McCain of Arizona....
the Congressional Sgt at Arms, Bruno Hauptmann, Sen. Joseph McCarthy, Charles Manson, ....
"This is bad bad news for Kerry," said Peter Brown, assistant director of the Quinnipiac University Polling Institute in Hamden, Connecticut, which conducted the survey.
very very bad bad news
"Americans know who he is, and have pretty much decided they don't like him," said Brown. He noted the poll found that 95 percent of respondents said they had heard enough about Kerry, who lost the 2004 White House race to President Bush, to rate the Massachusetts Democrat.
"but I have a Lucky Hat™!"