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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Alabammy Teen Arrested for Raping His Maw
2006-10-30
Uhuh. Maw's 45 and Junior's 19. Anybody want to bet the siblings are half brothers, maybe even only 40 percent brothers?
Albertville, Ala. -- Police say a Marshall County teen raped his mother to get revenge on his brother.
"Damn yew, Clem! I'm gonna... I'm gonna..."
"What're yew gonna do, Junior?"
"I'm gonna bone Maw!"
Police say 19-year-old Gary Helms, Jr., raped his 45-year-old mother this past weekend at Willow Terrace Trailer Park on Doyle Drive in Albertville. It's a twisted crime that police say Helms admits.
"Yeah. I dunnit. But she wuz askin' fer it!"
"From what we understand the rape stemmed from an argument between him and his brother. And apparently they were arguing over a blow up doll girlfriend.
"Goddamn yew, Clem! Lemme have a turn!"
And the rape was some sort of retaliation towards his brother," said Sgt. Jamie Smith of the Albertville Police Department.
"Aw, hell! Yew let all the air out of her!"
It was unusual retaliation on an unsuspecting victim. Authorities say Helms' mother was apparently passed out drunk on the couch when the rape started.
"Well! Whut have we here? [Prod! Prod!]"
"[Drool!]"
"During the attack she did come to and recognize her attacker. (Reporter: As her son?) As her son," said Smith.
"Whut? Whut? Whozzat?"
"It's jest me, Maw!"
That's when, according to the police report, the mother "tried to get away, but he held her down until he was finished."
"Git offen o' me, yew varmint!"
"It's totally sick is what it is," said Smith. Helms was arrested and charged with the 1st degree rape of his own mother.
"It ain't rape iff'n it's a fambly member!"
Smith says it's hard to wrap your mind around.
"Though it I suppose it ain't hard to comprehend if you don't have one."
"Shocked, shocked would be more a better way to describe it. That somebody would dip to the lows to do something of this nature. It's just pretty much a shock to the conscience of the general public," said Smith. Helms is being held in the Marshall County Jail on $100,000 bond.
Just put him down. Think of it as chlorinating the gene pool.
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